Thrillsville

Don't take two, that's too much to do;

just take one, that will be fun. Then
wave a banner with the rest of us,
get off the can and get on the bus,
shake your fist in the air, shout, stare,
watch your brain turn to pus.

One indeed, that's all you need. Then
you'll be one of us, wanted,
no longer you and haunted,
turn your head to the right, salute,
and don't look so daunted.